vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

(via danielsuxlol)


srkdall:

5265ad:

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

(via princessofcinema)


firebreathingrose:

lovelylukeylovesme:

i want to write a movie about a girl with depression who meets a boy and they become friends and thats it. he’s just another friend. she goes to therapy and learns to love herself and saves herself. because thats how it happens. thats real life. you’re the hero. you can save yourself. 

I really like people like you.

(via aphfandoms)


thurstin:

I think the best part of being a woman is the sexual security that we have. I mean like even a straight woman could know that she’s not interested in women, but she can still sit on another girl’s lap and hold her hand and maybe even kiss her if they were that close. If two guys even make eye contact with each other they have to screech “NO HOMO” at the top of their lungs to make sure everybody knows that they are not gay. 

(via forensicfreak55)


Centuries
Fall Out Boy
Centuries

// You will remember me for centuries //


Jesus: Love thy neighbor as thyself.
People: What if they’re gay?
Jesus: Did I fucking stutter?

shouldnt:

I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN

(via you-cant-stop-the-moriparty)


Centuries
Fall Out Boy
Centuries

// You will remember me for centuries //

(via 50-shades-of-fuck-you)


ravioligarchy:

that girl u just called fat? that’s a plant. u need glasses

(via tipslip)


What even is my life

What even is my life